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Wortham Presents
Robert Dubac’s Stand-Up Jesus
Robert Dubac’s Stand-Up Jesus
Friday & Saturday, May 3 & 4, 2024 at 8 p.m.
Jesus of Nazareth returns after 2,000 years, but this time he’s no carpenter — he’s a stand-up comedian. Shining the light of truth on false prophets, duplicitous politicians and immoral sheeple, J.C.’s razor-sharp satire has been intelligently designed to redeem sinners of all faiths. This season, the creator of The Book of Moron is back with his rare breed of humor, channeling what God created on the eighth day: comedy.
READ MORE: Blessed be the punchlines: Dubac’s ‘Stand-Up Jesus’ preaches the miracles of laughter
Due to popular demand, these performances have been moved to Diana Wortham Theatre. General admission seating available for Robert Dubac’s Stand-Up Jesus, May 3 & 4 at 8 p.m.
Individual Sponsors
Patty & Gary Coleman • John & Marsha Ellis • Clair Griffith & Geoffrey Mitchell • Jerry & Melissa Harrelson • Richard & Francee Healy • Nancy Houha • Henry LaBrun • Jill & Joe Lawrence • Ronna & Rob Resnick • The Stewart/Meredith Trust • Dianne & David Worley
Media Sponsors
Date(s):
May 3, 2024 — May 4, 2024
Time
8 p.m.Venue:
Diana Wortham Theatre
18 Biltmore Ave.
Asheville, NC 28801 (map)
Cost:
$32.00
